*To the tune of “Deck the Halls”

Deck your balls with ropes and pulleys

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

‘Shrooms aren’t ‘preciated fully

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

***

Don, you know, the world it hates you

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Quit your job before they jail you

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

***

Christmastime with Trump is heinous

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

His mouth looks like a bleached out anus

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

***

Never have I hated one dude

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Who makes me want to puke up my food

Fa, la, la, la, la,

La

La

La

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

***

Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all night, be sure to tip your waitress!